STRIPS OF SENTENCES THAT MAKES ME, ME

• Don't know nobody knows you; only you really know yourself.
• Once I cut you out and already in the trash can ready to be in the landfill.
• "I don't know that..." is not a mistake; it's stupidity and ignorant.
• 2 useless emotions are pitty, guilt and jealous.
• If you want to be different or do something...they is key is YOU.
• Always have faith in yourself.
• Fake it til you make it.
• It's so easy to fit in anywhere just have an open mind.
• Hold grudges so that you remember but don't hold them if its going to run your life.
• 3 things I keep very high of myself: pride, support and happiness
• If you've a feeling that I don't like you; you're correct.
• I don't lie; I ask you to comfront me.
• I don't need to poke my nose in other people life; I got my own and hella a lot more exciting.

A mom? A mother? A mummy? Whatever, I'm going to be a straight up a fucking all of them!

Here I go, I'm ready, I'm all set for this new hood called, " MOTHERHOOD" in next 12 weeks I'll be offically a mother!

Every expected mom will say, " I'm going to be best mom for this baby" and everytime I hear that I say GOOD, and you shouldn't be less then best.

or I they ..

" I'm going give my child everything that I never had" - I just think to myself, hell no I'm only going to give my child what needs to grow and learn.

" I want my child to reach his full potential" - If you haven't reached your full potential honny, don't bother try to pearch your child, you would only suffocate them with your desire not theirs.

For myself, I promise my child that I would teach him to:

• To have a concept of self-awareness, he knows what he likes and don't like. Have his own mind and is not easily influenced by narrow minded fucked up people
• To have streetsmart to learn curse words are used because it's in the english dictionary and not to be unknown of the meaning of the words.

Lastly, I want him to appreciate the big things in life not so much the smaller things in life so he knows that if he wants that he needs to take baby step and dedication to order to achieve it.

HELLO, TAKE A HINT!!

“MAN THE FUCK UP”
- Alright guys. Enough is ENOUGH. I’m serious if you’re catching feeling for a girl please go straight up with her, don’t be playing that damn game of ‘3 days grace calling’ period. You boys need step to the plate and be a little more forward. I’m not telling you to act desperate but don’t be like is game of who will make the first move either. You got balls so show them who the boss is. Quit playing with them it can only be fun for so long after that...You’re just playing with yourself and alone.. and we all know how much fun that is!



“ANALZYING THE SITUATIONS..."
LADIES, THIS IS TRUE. STOP WITH THE WHOLE ANALYZING WHAT THE MAN IS TRYING TO TELL YOU. AND FUTHERMOURE, DON'T READ INTO HIS BODY LANGUAGE BUT QUITE FRANKLY HE JUST DOING IT BECAUSE IT WAS IN THE RIGHT TIME. THAT GOES THE SAME WHEN THE MAN IS TELLING YOU SOMETHING.. HONESTLY, THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT HE MEANS. NO HIDDEN MESSAGES OR ANYTHING. THE MORE YOU ANALYZE THE MORE YOU FRUSTRATED YOU WILL GET... AND WHEN THAT HAPPENS YOU, YOU WOUNDER WHY YOU ARE ALWAYS STRESS OVER SOME BOYS ISSUE. LADIES, SAVE THOSE STRESS FOR YOUR BOSS AT WORK WHO IS ALWAYS ON YOUR TAIL, OR SAVE THOSE STRESS FOR HOMEWORK THAT YOU HAVE TO BE DONE BEFORE IT'S DUE. BOYS DOES NOT EQUAL STRESS, BOYS EQUAL ENTERTAIMENT.


WHY DO YOU PEOPLE GOTTA GO AND RUB SOMEONE THE WRONG WAY FOR? DOES THAT REALLY FEEL FUCKING GOOD ABOUT YOURSELF? MAKING SOMEONE FEEL DEGRADED ABOUT THEMSELVES BECAUSE OF YOUR THILFHY COMMENTS, AND THAT YOUR PRESENCES MAKES THEM INSECURE? WHO GIVES YOU THE THIS SO CALL 'ALL MIGHTY' AUTHORITY? FOR FUCK SAKE, IF YOU'RE THAT PERSON THEN FUCKER, I MIGHT AS WELL HEIL TO YOU, ADOLF HILTER SECOND



"REPUTATION AND HYPOCRITIES "
- THIS IS FOR THE PEOPLE THAT ARE: CHEATERS, LIARS, FLIRTATIOUS FREAKS, FUCK ON MORE THEN ONE OCCASSIONS..NOTHING WRONG WITH ALL OF THEM.. BUT IM TALKING ABOUT THESE TYPE OF PEOPLE TO THE EXTREME. WHY DO YOU WANT TO DO BE THAT TYPE OF PERSON? DOES IT REALLY MAKE YOU FEEL THAT GOOD INSIDE? HAVE YOU EVER TAKE A STEP BACK AND LOOK AT YOURSELF AND THINK ABOUT THIS SORT OF CHARACTER YOU HAVE CATEGORIES YOURSELF UNDER? ANDDD YOU AFTER ALL THAT YOU HAVE DONE BECAUSE YOU'RE THROUGH IT. NOW, YOU WANT TO FIND SOMEONE WHO ARE NOT LIKE WHAT YOU ARE.. BECAUSE YOU THINK THOSE TYPE OF PEOPLE ARE JUST NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU. WELL, YOU SHOULD TAKE YOUR ADVICE AND START TAKING CARE OF YOURSELF.

HERE I'M CALLING IT OUT..

1. CAMERA WHORE not Ladies with Camera.
You all know who those type of girls.
I’m not speaking of those girls that love to pose pictures in front of the camera.
I’m most definitely not even close to talking about the girls who loves taking picture of themselves. I’m harshly relaying the word “ whore” the females in the clubs, in the bar, in the...where ever you see girls flaunting their titties(not their cleavage), their bare cheeks ass, and oh- yes the girl on girl action tag team action type. Listen, those girls are not asking for anything but once you have a sexy camera that about 3.48 x 2.16 x0.86 inches and at 4.23 ounces... those whores will give you a god damn show! So, the latest shit gear you need to go out see some nice action – looks aren’t in anymore unless you want a sober bitch. So just take out your camera and you don’t need to watch porn when porn is given to you in 3D.

2. RESPECT THE MAN IF HE SAYS...
“ I think you’re hot” - Ladies, does that really piss you off? Because IF you want the man to say “ I think you're beautiful?” Get off the Shakespeare wagon! Oh, I'm sure he means it but mandem have this in their head that ladies love to hear ' beautiful' over ' hot' so of COURSE they going to say that.. if they want to FUCK YOU. If he tells your hot is a good damn good thing, you want him not be ATTRACTIVE to you? You should feel good for him to find something good to look at. You want them to think you have a good personality over your looks? Now, I'm sure you want him find you GOOD LOOKS then personality.

“I want to have sex with you” - He’s honest. He ain’t bullshitting; you ladies can take it or leave it. But real talk, there’s really no need to turn the man away so fast when tells you off the bat. To have a man who be talking to more then 3 months is and let him wine and dine is better? Because ya know a man like that just know how to plot strategy to get to your damn pussy.

FOBS THEY ARE SOMETHING..

Yes, I’m going to insult you.

Definition of a FOB

FOB: Fresh off the boat also known as F.O.B is a slang term that applied to people of foreign nationality who have arrived in a host nation as newly arrival immigrant, student or mostly commonly as work permit applicants. Usually describe to those of Easter and Southern Pacific Asians in the North American and Australia

1. At a restaurant while waiting to be seated, a young F.O.B waitress walk out of the restaurant looking very confidently as she glares at me (because she probably can sense that I know that she couldn’t speak a word of English)and said “Is there any Fredrick?”

Translation: “Is there a man name of Fredrick?”
- Now, after that – You better believe I made sure that laugh in her in face while this man Fredrick looks at himself and said, I guess that would be me.

2. “How you not understand mean?”

Translation: “How come you don’t understand me?”
- Here. This is almost 76% of a F.O.B phrase. They ask you this question because they think they are speaking PERFECTLY fine; making you feel like you're the idoit who just arrived to North America. After that you just feel the need not to understand more cause you just want to hear them struggle. Yes, Tina I’m talking about you.

Listen up F.O.Bs! Sometime speaking slowly and repeating the ‘somewhat of’ sentence in your head 2x it might help but it doesn’t. Don’t assume that you’ll be O-KAY when you arrive to North America for approximately 1-4years and you surround yourself with non-Asians that you will be O-KAY. It’s a great way to start but English, I admit is a hard language to speak, to write and to understand. So, don’t beat yourself over it when you see others (me) laughing at you. English is a universal language so LEARN IT.

YOU ARE GAY

TOP 3 THINGS I FIND GAY ABOUT MEN

1. WEARING PURPLE.
Really, Purple?
2. YOUR NAME IS UNISEX. EG. TAYLOR, JAMIE OR LESLIE
Why not give you a straight shooter boy's name rather then a UNISEX name? it's not flattering when your grown ass man have a name that can be a female or male name.

3. EATING A PETITE DANON CUP YOGURT IN THE CAR.
It looks very fruity seeing a grown men chow down on small cup...


I DON'T CARE HOW MASCULINE YOU CAN BE, TO ME YOU'RE APPEAR TO BE SLIGHTLY CROOKED.

It's early!

Hell!
11:09am to be exact.
How on earth do people still sleep in?